Raccoon Menopause Long-Sleeve T-Shirt | Funny Graphic Text Crewneck, Menopause Humor
Funny menopause long sleeve t-shirt for women featuring a vintage sarcastic raccoon design. A perfect gift for menopause, perimenopause, birthdays, Mother's Day, or any Gen X woman with a great sense of humor and is surviving midlife with caffeine and questionable opinions.
Whether you're buying it for yourself or for the woman who says exactly what's on her mind, this shirt is guaranteed to get knowing laughs from anyone who's survived the wonderful chaos of midlife.
Why You'll Love It
❤️ Soft, comfortable everyday fit
❤️ Professionally printed to order
❤️ A perfect gift for menopause, birthdays, Mother's Day, or just because she's earned it
❤️ Designed to make women laugh, nod in agreement, and say, "That's me."
Product Information:
All items are made to order.
Colors may differ slightly in person than on a monitor or phone.
👕 Comfort Colors® Long Sleeve Tee
• Premium 100% ring-spun cotton
• Garment-dyed for exceptional softness and color
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Rib-knit cuffs for added comfort
•Double-needle stitched hems for long-lasting wear
•Reinforced neck and shoulder taping
CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang to dry
• Do not iron directly on the printed design
• Do not dry clean
• Avoid bleach
PROCESSING & SHIPPING TIMES:
✅ Processing Time: 3-5 business days
📦 Domestic (U.S.) Shipping: 2-5 business days
🌍 We do not offer international shipping at this time but will be in the near future.
💡 During holidays please expect delays as the amount of orders are slightly higher than usual, although we will do our best to get your order to you as soon as possible.
RETURNS & EXCHANGES:
❌ Since every item is made to order, we do not accept returns or exchanges.
✅ Issue with your order? Contact us, and we’ll make it right as soon as possible!
QUESTIONS?
We're happy to help!
If you have any questions about sizing, colors, shipping, or anything else, please send me a message before placing your order. I want you to love your purchase and have the best possible shopping experience!
100% Ring spun cotton
Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric, perfect for printing.
Double needle sleeve and bottom hems
The garment is sewn around the edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting and durable
Ribbed-knit cuffs
The ribbed knit makes the cuffs highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Neck and shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder and neck seams to stabilize the back of the shirt and prevent stretching
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.
We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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