Funny Raccoon Menopause T-Shirt, Raccoon Drinking Coffee, Midlife Vintage Tee
Funny menopause shirt for women featuring a vintage sarcastic raccoon design. A perfect gift for menopause, perimenopause, birthdays, Mother's Day, or any Gen X woman with a great sense of humor and is surviving midlife with caffeine and questionable opinions.
Whether you're buying it for yourself or for the woman who says exactly what's on her mind, this shirt is guaranteed to get knowing laughs from anyone who's survived the wonderful chaos of midlife.
Why You'll Love It
❤️ Soft, comfortable everyday fit
❤️ Professionally printed to order
❤️ A perfect gift for menopause, birthdays, Mother's Day, or just because she's earned it
❤️ Designed to make women laugh, nod in agreement, and say, "That's me."
Product Information:
All items are made to order.
Colors may differ slightly in person than on a monitor or phone.
👕 Classic Comfort Colors® T-Shirt
• Premium 100% ring-spun US cotton
• Garment-dyed for an ultra-soft, lived-in feel
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• Seamless tubular construction for a cleaner fit
⚠️ IMPORTANT NOTE ON RETURNS:
Because this item is custom-printed just for you, we cannot accept returns or exchanges for incorrect sizing, color choices, or change of mind.
The 30-day policy mentioned in our website footer applies strictly to manufacturing defects or items damaged during shipping. If your item arrives damaged, please contact us and we will do our best to make it right.
Care Instructions
• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang to dry
• Do not iron directly on the printed design
• Do not dry clean
• Avoid bleach
PROCESSING & SHIPPING TIMES:
✅ Processing Time: 3-5 business days
📦 Domestic (U.S.) Shipping: 2-5 business days
🌍 We do not offer international shipping at this time but will be in the near future.
💡 During holidays please expect delays as the amount of orders are slightly higher than usual, although we will do our best to get your order to you as soon as possible.
RETURNS & EXCHANGES:
❌ Since every item is made to order, we do not accept returns or exchanges.
✅ Issue with your order? Contact us, and we’ll make it right as soon as possible!
QUESTIONS?
We're happy to help!
If you have any questions about sizing, colors, shipping, or anything else, please send me a message before placing your order. I want you to love your purchase and have the best possible shopping experience!
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
Accurate shipping options will be available in checkout after entering your full address.
Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.
We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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