Funny Raccoon Menopause T-Shirt, Raccoon Drinking Coffee, Silly Raccoon Meme, Sarcastic Womens Tee, Gift for Her, Midlife Vintage Shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Funny menopause shirt for women featuring a vintage sarcastic raccoon design. Available as a Comfort Colors t-shirt, boxy crop tee, long sleeve shirt, or sweatshirt. A perfect gift for menopause, perimenopause, birthdays, Mother's Day, or any Gen X woman with a great sense of humor and is surviving midlife with caffeine and questionable opinions.
This menopause shirt understands the assignment as a cute raccoon drinks from a travel mug that reads,
"Menopause has me operating with limited patience and unlimited opinions."
Whether you're buying it for yourself or for the woman who says exactly what's on her mind, this shirt is guaranteed to get knowing laughs from anyone who's survived the wonderful chaos of midlife.
If you've reached the stage of life where caffeine is mandatory, patience is optional, and opinions are definitely unlimited... welcome to The FFF Club.
Why You'll Love It
❤️ Soft, comfortable everyday fit
❤️ Professionally printed to order
❤️ A perfect gift for menopause, birthdays, Mother's Day, or just because she's earned it
❤️ Designed to make women laugh, nod in agreement, and say, "That's me."
How to Order:
1️⃣ Review all listing photos and size charts before placing your order.
2️⃣ Choose your size and color from the drop-down menus.
3️⃣ Double-check your selections and shipping address before completing your purchase.
4️⃣Add your item to your cart and repeat the process if you'd like to purchase additional items.
5️⃣ Complete checkout and get excited—your order will be printed just for you!
Product Information:
All items are made to order.
Colors may differ slightly in person than on a monitor or phone.
👕 Classic Comfort Colors® T-Shirt
• Premium 100% ring-spun US cotton
• Garment-dyed for an ultra-soft, lived-in feel
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• Seamless tubular construction for a cleaner fit
Care Instructions
• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang to dry
• Do not iron directly on the printed design
• Do not dry clean
• Avoid bleach
Production Times
• 3-5 days
During holidays please expect delays as the amount of orders are slightly higher than usual, although we will do our best to get your order to you as soon as possible.
Shipping Times
First Class shipping will take 2-5 business day.
Ships from:United States
Sorry, this item doesn’t ship to Canada. Contact the shop to find out about available shipping options.
Return and Exchange Policy
Since every item is made to order, we do not accept returns or exchanges. However, if you encounter an issue with your order, reach out to us—we’ll do our best to help.
Questions
I'm happy to help!
If you have any questions about sizing, colors, shipping, or anything else, please send me a message before placing your order. I want you to love your purchase and have the best possible shopping experience!
Production partnersTheFFFClub makes this item with help from
Print Provider, San Jose, CA
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
Accurate shipping options will be available in checkout after entering your full address.
Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.
We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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